3 captives and the cannibal tribe

A plane crashes into the middle of a jungle and the only 3 men to survive is an Englishman, a Scottish man and an Irish man. As they wander through the jungle, they are taken captive by a cannibal tribe who takes them to their leader.

The leader says to the three men "Go into the forest, and find 10 pieces of a specific fruit then return to me for your task."
The three men set off to find the fruit.

The englishman returns with 10 apples. "You are to insert ALL 10 pieces of fruit up your @rse with out showing any sign of emotion or we will eat you alive." So the Englishman starts. 1.....2..... and he bursts into tears from the pain and is eaten alive.

The Scot returns with 10 berries and is given the same instruction so he starts. 1.....2.....3.....4.....5.........6...........7................8............9..........and he bursts into laughter and is eaten alive.

The two deceased guys now meet in heaven and the Englishman asks "why did you start laughing you only had one left to do."

The scot replies " I saw the Irish man return with 10 pineapples!"

haha omg, that is funny as hell.